Saturday, April 26, 2008

Premarital relations

"When I'm alone sometimes I stand in front of the mirror and stick my stomach out and pretend I'm pregnant." - K. R. Davis

Last night I managed to lose my last contact lens for my right eye. After acknowledging the reality that contacts are neither cheap nor readily-available (like cigarettes or tampons), I made an order from 1800CONTACTS. Hope that works in my favor because nothing is more frustrating to me than being stuck wearing my eyeglasses when the sun is beating down on my face.

But the real news here is--well I'm not going to say. Yeah it's a secret. And don't ask because this is something I enjoy keeping to myself. Great weekend, I'm failing school.

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