state of the world

after i read the newspaper i usually want a couple drinks.

fuck ohio

my breath smells like cheese. this is good news for me because it means i just ate some cheese. this is bad news for everyone else because it means that my breath smells.

i haven't vacuumed yet and it's making me nervous. i get nervous sometimes when i don't vacuum. fuck carpet. and ohio, i really dislike ohio. but i dislike indiana even more. i'm going to write a message in a bottle and throw it in lake michigan. we'll see what happens.

but first! i will camp and make s'mores. :D